Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Gargron shared a status by weit_im_westen
weit_im_westen
weit_im_westen@nrw.social

9 hours ago
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Chemnitzer Linux-Tage
clt_news@mastodon.social

18:15 Uhr wollen wir draußen auf dem Gebäudevorplatz unser großes Tux-Gruppenfoto für dieses Jahr machen.
Wenn ihr mit euren Tuxen oder anderen Figuren mit dabeisein möchtet, gesellt euch einfach mit dazu.
Bis dann!

@LPI
@tuxedocomputers
@thomaskrenn
@b1systems
@ossrox

Ein großer Plüschtux mit drei Plüschmastodons, die auf den Chemnitzer Linux-Tagen 2026 schon zusammensitzen.
1 day ago
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Ossrox
ossrox@mastodon.business

Die sind in vollem Gang - dieses Jahr steht unter dem Stern "Souveräne Digitalität" - das merkt man auch am grandiosen Vortragsprogramm 😊

Ihr seid noch nicht im Mittagskoma? Dann kommt gern vorbei - unsere und freuen sich immer über Streicheleinheiten!

Messestand der Firma Ossrox. Auf einer weißen Tischdecke sind zwei Plushtodons (Mastodon Plüschtiere) in orange und blau zu sehen sowie diverse Visitenkarten.
1 day ago
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CrustaceanSingles
CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

You may find yourself thinking, as I did, "I'm already paranoid, so I can drink the juice no problem." Friends, this was a bad idea.

Panel 1 of 3: a bottle sits on a table. The label reads "Juice that makes you paranoid". Panel 2 of 3: a stick figure drinks/has drunk the contents of the bottle and, with the last drop lingering on the mouth of said bottle as it's held over their mouth, thinks, "This is good." The bottle's label now reads "NEVER SLEEP". Panel 3 of 3: A second figure stands nearby, making a sort of vague social acknowledgement but saying nothing. The first thinks with a troubled expression, "Too good." The bottle's label now reads "THEY'RE ALL AGAINST YOU".
February 06, 2024
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CrustaceanSingles
CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

Trust the process.

Red Guy, in blob form with one arm emerging from under the mouth and holding a glass of red liquid, says, "Time to drink the Juice That Turns Me Red!" Blue Guy, also in blobmode with one arm sprouting from next to their left eye, the hand placed pensively on the chin, says, "You are already red." Red Guy replies, "And Juice willing, I always will be."
August 20, 2024
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CrustaceanSingles
CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

Well, yeah, but we also made our own instincts wrong, so.

A moth flits around a glowing yellow lightbulb in a dark place. A human says, "Hey. Moth. Your instincts are wrong." The moth yells, "You people *made* my instincts wrong".
April 08, 2024
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CrustaceanSingles
CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

Thanks, mirror. Good talk.

Person looking into mirror says, "Gotta think of something funny... Hating myself is funny, right?" The reflection says, "Actually it's really concerning—" The person cuts off the reflection with "Haha, yeah. Concerning is funny."
April 09, 2024
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CrustaceanSingles
CrustaceanSingles@mastodon.social

I wasn't gonna, but now I kinda want to.

Red Guy, blob-shaped: "You OK, Blue? You've gone all pointy." Blue Guy, shaped like a sharp-edged pyramid and with pointy teeth, says, "I am not to be trodden upon."
September 03, 2024
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Tech Tangents
TechTangents@dialup.space

This might be one of the greatest error messages of all time.

ImagEdit error dialog box that says "The limits of the system have been exceeded."
17 hours ago
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Max Leibman
maxleibman@beige.party

RPG, or Raúl Playing Game.

14 hours ago
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healyn
healyn@normal.style

Can you imagine being a normal hotel chair, just chilling, and then you find out a picture of you shows up as the first result when someone googles "cuck chair"?

19 hours ago
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Nanoraptor
NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

more keyboards should have obtuse parts. things that aren't needed. switches that will never be touched.

num lock. static lock. try. try not. F15. unpipe and unpipe 2.

A picture of an old keyboard function pad to the left of the main keyboard. the pad contains light grey keys in a 3x5 grid. the keys are named ATTN, HERE IS, RESET, AUTO LF, DBL LF, UC ONLY, LOCAL, AUTO VIEW, FORM FEED, NO, TRY NOT, DO, OR, DO NOT and TRY with a diagonal line struck through it. To the left are flathead screws with no legends or apparent meaning.
1 day ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

The duality of cat. My handsome boy.

A black cat (Jiji) peeking through a cat tunnel. He looks very handsome and elegant. The same black cat, but blurry, with a goofy look on his face.
1 day ago
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Austin Huang ❤️
austin@mstdn.party

@jessienab's at Fediverse Night at @foulab!

Mastodon plush wearing a birthday hat (with the French words "Bonne Fête") sitting on a table. Two traffic signs (an obstacle sign and a temporary tow-away zone sign) and shelves with various things can be seen in the background.
2 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

She looks so fluffy in this picture. She is actually quite small and lean.

A white cat with orange patches and a pink nose (Peaches) looking round and fluffy on top of the bed.
2 days ago
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Tim Tina
timstrutzi@zug.network

Giving people access to my sleep data

Rest API

3 days ago
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Real Syntactic
mirijb2@c18.masto.host

What students saw at my office today

An office with bookcases, a desk and task chair, a 19th-century iron-framed handpress, and a yellow Mastodon plushie sitting on the press bed
2 days ago