Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Gargron shared a status by fandairs
(d|f)an(d|f)airs
fandairs@beige.party

She turned away, bitterly disappointed. Her quest for the legendary sky almonds continued.

An open packet of Tesco ground almonds
11 hours ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

RE: mastodon.social/@Gargron/11646

I want to get the sizes right this time, so I'm going to post a few polls in response to this post. Please respond if you've bought or are planning to buy from our merch shop (see context in the quote).

15 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by sinituulia
Sini Tuulia
sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

I've posted my Mum's cat so much that I feel obligated to post some twins, also. Here's Musti being my faithful tablet stand as I'm reading in bed, and Pörri being a wriggly boy as I am reading on the sofa.

A silly photo of a black and white tuxedo cat being seemingly utterly comfortable with a tablet device leaning against his upper body and face. His relaxed lean and the leaning of the tablet concludes in some sort of cat physics where both are at rest and not moving a bit for truly longer than you'd think. One of his eyes is open because he's heard the camera shutter, but his front legs are languidly stretched out in front of him and on top of the bedding in a fashion that suggests he doesn't much care. Sini's pale silver-ringed hand rests on a bit of blanket as well, the only real sign that the cat is on her lap and not just on some crumpled bedlinens. A white and brown tabby cat is resting on the tailor style cross legs of Sini, picture taken from above so that the viewer could imagine sitting in the same spot instead. His white with a little warm brown belt tummy is mostly up, as he's twisted in a liquid cat fashion, to look behind himself. His limbs go this way and that, and he's mid comfortable wriggle. His facial structure is such that with his eyes a bit closed it looks like he's smiling. The white linen shirt in frame is very wrinkled, and the black linen trousers are just so very covered in cat hair, as the cat has done his best to shed directly onto them.
20 hours ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

I spent the week with my wife's family in Tuscany and am now, dreadfully, back home in Germany.

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by eclectech
eclectech
eclectech@things.uk

Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

Photo of a sign over an aisle in a supermarket that has an aisle number on the left (3) and two lines of aisle content; Freefrom (a range of products that avoids various allergens) and Jelly & Custard. Very obviously it is not meant to be read as a single sentence, but I am silly and the idea of a supermarket crammed full of jelly and custard made me giggle.
1 day ago