Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Gargron shared a status by TheBreadmonkey
Ben
TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

Actual lol

Winter Olympics plunged into crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

independent.co.uk/sport/olympi

3 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by sinituulia
Sini Tuulia
sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

I have visited mother and also Rudolf, who for some reason thought we'd be packing him away in his carrier to take him somewhere... And then hid in the kitchen sink in protest. 😆 Not even wet food enticed him out at first!

2 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by GramrgednAngel
Karen Conlin
GramrgednAngel@beige.party

Cat's not out of the bag yet.

6 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by Athenalindia
Megan
Athenalindia@pagan.plus

There are just so many pictures of Mojo displaying his belly, because this is a kitty with absolute trust that tummies are for petting.

7 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by daveybot
Daveybot
daveybot@mastodon.scot

One week in, and the little furballs are settling in very happily. I think this morning's sun might be the first time their silver linings have been so nicely highlighted!

10 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by alice
Alice
alice@social.martins-almeida.com

Cadeau de mon mini moi

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by funnymonkey
funnymonkey
funnymonkey@freeradical.zone

Mark Zuckerberg and his minions at Meta see our slide into fascism -- which Zuckerberg actively funds, and Facebook actively profits from -- as a good product launch opportunity for facial recognition stalkerware goggles.

nytimes.com/2026/02/13/technol

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by gabrielesvelto
Gabriele Svelto
gabrielesvelto@mas.to

Don't anthropomorphize LLMs, language is important. Say "the bot generated some text" not "the AI replied". Use "this document contains machine-generated text" not "this work is AI-assisted". See how people squirm when you call out their slop this way.

2 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

RE: mastodon.social/@Gargron/11606

Please be aware that whenever I post something like, this is what's playing in my head.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nk6tzVF1wQc

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by maxleibman
Max Leibman
maxleibman@beige.party

Log in.
Log on.
Log off.
Log ere.
Log into.
Log unto.
Log amid.
Log upon.
Log about.
Log herein.
Log thence.
Log betwixt.
Log whence.
Log whereupon.

1 day ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

I posted this earlier today, but realized it was not a reasonable time for US folks. So here goes: The big is now on sale, 20% off. Only available in the US, shipping locally. There are 87 left and we will likely never make one of this size again. I have some cool new things planned and clearing them out would be a big help. Thanks!

shop.joinmastodon.org/products

1 day ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

@jasu This seems to be the source: instagram.com/p/DT7zMVfjEtb/

It's not official or real. I'm not sure if AI was involved, but poster used the word "imagined" to describe the creation so unfortunately likely.

1 day ago