Eugen Rochko

Executive Strategy & Product Advisor, Founder of @Mastodon. Film photography, prog metal, Dota 2. Likes all things analog.

Gargron shared a status by adhdeanasl
ADHDeanASL
adhdeanasl@beige.party

A great thing to do for alt text is to simply describe what’s in the image. It doesn’t have to be Pulitzer Prize winning prose. Something as simple as “a cute black kitten sitting in a tiny bandage box,” or “a middle-aged man with graying brown hair looks directly into the camera as someone pours beer over his head.”

What isn’t as helpful is when one simply repeats the text of the toot to which the image is attached (unless the toot itself is descriptive text) or oversimplified descriptions like “a cat” or “a man and beer.” Or when someone posts a comic in which two cute foxes have dialog about sadness and hope, but then for alt text writes something like “a comic about a fox being sad” without describing the foxes and their actions or repeating the dialogue.

Descriptive alt text is awesome because it lets everyone in on the joke or the beauty or the silliness or the cuteness. Access is sexy, friends.

1 day ago
Gargron shared a status by sinituulia
Sini Tuulia
sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

"Oh, you're really cute, aren't you..."
*head tilt angle increases*
"Oh my GOD"

1 day ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social
The Sheep Detectives

The giant red SUV really took me out from the movie being set in England. Having been on country side roads here that thing wouldn’t fit anywhere. The neon sign on the police station was a wild choice too.

19 hours ago
Gargron shared a status by Alice
Alice McFlurry :bc:
Alice@beige.party

Please don’t take this the wrong way because that's a rectal thermometer.

September 09, 2024
Gargron shared a status by noybeu
noyb.eu
noybeu@mastodon.social

🍪 There's one thing we can all agree on: we're fed up with misleading cookie banners. 🚫 And we finally have a chance to get rid of them!

💡 The solution? Simple! Express your privacy preferences once, for example via your browser or device, and have them respected permanently.

📃 A proposal to end this tracking circus is currently on the table of EU lawmakers – and could easily simplify things for everyone in the European Union.

➡️ killthecookiebanner.eu/

5 days ago
Gargron shared a status by victoriasvan
Vicki Pedia
victoriasvan@mastodon.nu

Mammas bebis.

2 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

What does the laughing cow know?

2 days ago
Gargron shared a status by tayfonay
TayFoNay, Pet Detective
tayfonay@beige.party

Who’s a pretty girl?

2 days ago
Gargron shared a status by BenRiceM
BenRiceM
BenRiceM@mastodon.social

I’m just back from a trip to Germany to visit one of my closest friends, Daniel, who’s been held in solitary confinement 23h a day for the past ten months in a 2 × 5m cell.

They get one hour of visitation per month.

2 days ago
Gargron shared a status by concretedog
concretedog
concretedog@mastodon.social

This is nuts. have just scraped the entirety of . huggingface.co/spaces/HuggingF

2 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

Is the made of marshmallow, or the marshmallow made of ?

2 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social
2 days ago
Gargron shared a status by grickle
Grickle
grickle@mstdn.social
3 days ago
Gargron shared a status by remaster
Daniel Neuman
remaster@mastodon.social

The new notes should feature peak european innovation.

Edit: less litter, better for wildlife, you don’t lose the cap – I love it!
But it’s funny because it’s a little annoying sometimes. :smug:

3 days ago
Gargron shared a status by AltTextHealthCheck
Alt Text Health Check
AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social

Results from tracking 16,988 images across 1,037 instances from the mstdn.social federated timeline.

Then filtering down to the top 1000 instances by active user from instances.social who had posted at least 25 images (1.5x the average).

4 days ago
Eugen Rochko
Gargron@mastodon.social

Been a while since I've enjoyed a Minecraft video

youtube.com/watch?v=lf-fZcfMHnE

4 days ago
Gargron shared a status by Oliviacats
Oliviacats
Oliviacats@mastodon.social

Lost in thought or just hyper-focused on an invisible dust mote? Either way, those big golden eyes have my full attention. 🖤✨
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4 days ago